DRINK DIFFERENT. OR DIE BORING.

The idea is simple. I find incredible wines with great stories. I buy them directly. I sell them, to you, directly. I tell you the stories and how I'd drink them. Everybody is happy.

So yeah Hi. I'm Bruno.
The wine guy you didn't know you needed.

These are all our wines.

You're going to like them.

Hundred Dollar Peeno

Hundred Dollar Peeno

2021 Russian River Valley Pinot Noir
For that date you're not really sure is a date.
Forget Napa Cab

Forget Napa Cab

2020 Alexander Valley Cabernet Sauvignon
For discussing whether carnivore is a health diet
Killer Bubbly

Killer Bubbly

2022 Columbia Gorge Blanc de Blancs
Perfect for taking on a boat you're pretending to own.
A Twist on a Chardonnay

A Twist on a Chardonnay

2021 Willamette Valley Chardonnay
For when you're turning into your mom, but you're fighting it.
Better than New Zealand Sauvvy B

Better than New Zealand Sauvvy B

2022 Napa Valley Sauvignon Blanc
Perfect for pretending you're vegan too.
Uno de Cada

Uno de Cada

One of each of our 5 wines.

We make wines for the nights you'll remember forever. And the ones you wished you didn't.

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Start with our Starter Pack

Get a killer deal on our 3 launch-edition wines. Only 700 of each were made.