The Wines of Christmas Future
A 12-pack built like a perfect little trilogy of bad decisions and good taste:
- 4x Better Than Sauvy B — the Willamette white that shows up bright, flirty, and way too confident for its age.
- 4x Hundred Dollar Peeno — Russian River velvet troublemaker that turns dinner into a moment.
- 4x Hundred Dollar Cab — Alexander Valley power suit in a bottle, built for nights that get louder than you planned.
Pop these in order and they’ll walk you through the whole damn evening — from appetizers into mains that require a fork and some emotional maturity, then straight into whatever happens after midnight when the music’s too good and nobody wants to call it.
A full tasting arc. A whole storyline.
Basically a three-act movie where everyone gets hotter and the lighting gets better as the bottles go down.
The Wines of Christmas Future
Organic and biodynamic
No chemicals, no shortcuts.
Just a living vineyard where bugs, birds, and vines all pull their weight.
Made in the USA
Crafted with care in the USA - local and proud.
Top-tier vineyards. No middlemen. No markup madness.
Don’t love the first bottle?
If your first bottle doesn’t beat what you normally drink, email me.
No forms. No hoops. I’ll refund you, no questions asked
Crowd flex
A guaranteed crowd-pleaser, whether it’s five friends or fifty.
Bold enough to impress, smooth enough to keep everyone pouring another glass.
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Why buy directly from us?
By skipping the middlemen, you get better wine, better prices, and no bullshit.
No distributor or retailer markup
Better for you and the winery
Builds a relationship
Delivery straight to your door
Traditional Winery
Cost to Produce (example)
$10
$10
Winery sells for
$30 direct to you
$20 to distributor
Distributor
Sells to retailer for $30
Retailer
Sells to you for $45
Direct Price
$30
$45 (has to match retail)
Customer pays
$30
$45
Winery Keeps
$20
$10
Shipping That Beats the Heat
It’s hot out, so we don’t do ground shipping without protection anymore. Every order ships either 2-day air or with ice packs.
Whatever keeps your wine safe and tasty.
If you have any questions, you are always welcome to contact us. We'll get back to you as soon as possible, within 24 hours on weekdays.
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Here are some of the most common questions we get from our customers.
Reach out to us at hey@bruno.wine if you didn't find an answer
What makes Bruno different from other wine shops?
We’re scrappy, independent, and fiercely quality-focused. No boring bottles. No bloated markups. Just small-batch wines we actually drink, packed by a team that hustles hard to make sure you get a damn good experience.
When will my order ship?
Orders typically ship within 2–3 business days. We're a small team and we pack each bottle with care (because they're glass and deserve respect). Around busy drops, it may take a bit longer, but we always work overtime to get your wine to you fast.
How do I track my order?
Once your order ships, you’ll get an email with a tracking link. You can also check your order status anytime by logging into your Bruno account.
Can I change my shipping address after placing the order?
If your order hasn't shipped yet, yes. If it has, we can't reroute packages once they’re in UPS’s hands. Reach out ASAP and we’ll do our best.
Do you offer returns or exchanges?
Because we sell alcohol, we legally can't accept returns. But if something went wrong with your order, we have a Money-Back Guarantee that covers one bottle. Just reach out and we'll make it right.
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"Your wine is fabulous! Will continue to buy! I absolutely love it!" -Deborah
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"Unfortunately my wife drank all of them. She told me it was the best wine she's ever had." - Don G