Bruno's Favorite Corkscrew

This is a Pulltex ClickCut (a.k.a. the fidget spinner for people who open wine instead of emotional wounds)

This thing? It’s not just a corkscrew. It’s the Rolls Royce of functional corkscrews. A tiny piece of precision chaos engineered for people who open bottles the way some folks light cigarettes—ritualistically, emotionally, maybe a little too often.

You’ll never look at foil the same way again. The cutter clicks into place like a little exclamation mark saying, “Let’s fucking go.” That serrated blade is not just smart—it’s seductive. 

This is the tool you whip out at the BBQ and suddenly everyone thinks you know what you're doing with your life. You don’t. But the corkscrew doesn’t need to know that.

It feels good in your hand. It folds with a snap. It cuts clean. It clicks. God, the click.
If you're not already a wine person, this thing might trick you into becoming one.

This is the one Bruno grabs first. And last. And sometimes just fidgets with on Zoom calls.