





2021 Willamette Valley Chardonnay
Creamy, toasty, and dripping with ripe orchard fruit. Best enjoyed when the lighting is perfect, the playlist is hitting, and you’re dangerously close to texting your ex.
Taste
Bright and fresh, with just the right touch of creaminess. Like golden hour, but in a glass. Look out for popcorn aromas.
Drink this with
- Sushi
- On its own
- Fish
- White Meat
Technicalities
Varietals: 100% Chardonnay
Region: Willamette Valley (OR)
Alcohol: 13.5%
Body: Medium
Acidity: Medium +
Farming: Traditional
Oak: Even Joe doesn't know. However long it took to taste good.
Perfect Occasions
- when all else fails and you're having wine and popcorn for dinner
- bold wine lovers
- gifting
- Taking to Sunday lunch at your in-laws because you'll need it
- when comfort food is just your diet now
- dinner with family members who voted for the wrong person
- Realizing your therapist is just repeating your tweets back to you.
- Your college roommate explaining why she identifies as a libertarian now.
- Your married friend saying they *totally* wouldn't care if their spouse cheated.
- when someone starts a conversation with, 'I'm not racist, but'
After opening
- Screw the top back on and store it in the fridge for up to 4 days
About the Wine
This wine was made by Joe Williams.
Moneyback guarantee
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Taste
Bright and fresh, with just the right touch of creaminess. Like golden hour, but in a glass. Look out for popcorn aromas.
Drink this with
- Sushi
- On its own
- Fish
- White Meat
Technicalities
Varietals: 100% Chardonnay
Region: Willamette Valley (OR)
Alcohol: 13.5%
Body: Medium
Acidity: Medium +
Farming: Traditional
Oak: Even Joe doesn't know. However long it took to taste good.
Perfect Occasions
- when all else fails and you're having wine and popcorn for dinner
- bold wine lovers
- gifting
- Taking to Sunday lunch at your in-laws because you'll need it
- when comfort food is just your diet now
- dinner with family members who voted for the wrong person
- Realizing your therapist is just repeating your tweets back to you.
- Your college roommate explaining why she identifies as a libertarian now.
- Your married friend saying they *totally* wouldn't care if their spouse cheated.
- when someone starts a conversation with, 'I'm not racist, but'
After opening
- Screw the top back on and store it in the fridge for up to 4 days
About the Wine
This wine was made by Joe Williams.
Moneyback guarantee
I understand your hesitation, but just in case we do offer a moneyback guarantee. Read about it here.