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A guaranteed crowd-pleaser, whether it’s five friends or fifty.

Bold enough to impress, smooth enough to keep everyone pouring another glass.

How does this taste?

How full-bodied is it?

70%

How sweet is it?

15%

How fruity is it

60%

How oaky is it?

55%

Meet the winemaker

Our Hundred Dollar Peeno comes with a secret. It’s what the industry calls an NDA wine—we can’t tell you who made it, because the winemaker is that famous. All we’ll say is this: they made a little too much of their Russian River Pinot, and we were crazy enough to grab it.

The fruit comes from the Santa Rosa Flats (an “unofficial” corner of Russian River already whispered about for killer Pinot). This is the real deal: 60% aged in brand-new French oak barrels—the kind that run up to $3k a pop—balanced with older oak to keep it refined.

How perfectionist is this winemaker? They literally throw out grape juice if it sloshes during transport—just to control every single drop that makes it into the barrel.

Normally, this Pinot sells for over $100 a bottle. We don’t need to name names—you’ll taste the reputation.

Elegant. Classical. Red and black cherry wrapped in oak, polished into a wine you’ll wish we could get more of (spoiler: we can’t—production’s been cut back hard).

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Tastes like

Cherries laced with bad intentions—rich, sexy and unexpectedly deep, just like a vendetta that drinks like a thousand bucks but won’t leave you broke or a first kiss you’ll regret by morning.

Drink this with
  • A lean cut of steak you're not sure is technically cooked
  • The last slice of pizza nobody had the courage to take
  • The bad decisions you're already making in your head
the perfect wine for
  • dinner with family members who voted for the wrong person
  • a jazz club, where you pretend to understand jazz
  • a candlelit dinner where the conversation is 90% eye contact
  • When the lighting in the restaurant makes everyone attractive.
  • Sketching in candlelight when the rent is due
technicalities

This wine was purchased under NDA from a AAA producer who chose to remain anonymous. It was sourced from select vineyards in the Russian River Valley, renowned for its cool climate and foggy mornings, ideal for cultivating Pinot Noir.

The grapes were hand-harvested and sorted, then aged in 60% new French oak barrels to enhance complexity and structure.

This Pinot Noir offers aromas of ripe red berries and subtle floral notes. On the palate, flavors of cherry and raspberry are complemented by hints of spice and a touch of earthiness, leading to a smooth, elegant finish.

Varietal: 100% Pinot Noir

Region: Russian River Valley (Sonoma)

Alcohol: 14.1%

Body: Pronounced

Acidity: Medium+

Farming: Conventional

Oak Regimen: Fermented and aged in 60% New French Oak for 20 months

Why buy directly from us?

By skipping the middlemen, you get better wine, better prices, and no bullshit.

No distributor or retailer markup

Better for you and the winery

Builds a relationship

Delivery straight to your door

Traditional Winery

Cost to Produce (example)

$10

$10

Winery sells for

$30 direct to you

$20 to distributor

Distributor

Sells to retailer for $30

Retailer

Sells to you for $45

Direct Price

$30

$45 (has to match retail)

Customer pays

$30

$45

Winery Keeps

$20

$10

Shipping That Beats the Heat

It’s hot out, so we don’t do ground shipping without protection anymore. Every order ships either 2-day air or with ice packs.
Whatever keeps your wine safe and tasty.

FAQ

Here are some of the most common questions we get from our customers.
Reach out to us at hey@bruno.wine if you didn't find an answer

What makes Bruno different from other wine shops?

We’re scrappy, independent, and fiercely quality-focused. No boring bottles. No bloated markups. Just small-batch wines we actually drink, packed by a team that hustles hard to make sure you get a damn good experience.

When will my order ship?

Orders typically ship within 2–3 business days. We're a small team and we pack each bottle with care (because they're glass and deserve respect). Around busy drops, it may take a bit longer, but we always work overtime to get your wine to you fast.

How do I track my order?

Once your order ships, you’ll get an email with a tracking link. You can also check your order status anytime by logging into your Bruno account.

 Can I change my shipping address after placing the order?

If your order hasn't shipped yet, yes. If it has, we can't reroute packages once they’re in UPS’s hands. Reach out ASAP and we’ll do our best.

Do you offer returns or exchanges?

Because we sell alcohol, we legally can't accept returns. But if something went wrong with your order, we have a Money-Back Guarantee that covers one bottle. Just reach out and we'll make it right.

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