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Forget French Bubbly

★ 4.8 (6)
$44.00
$44.00
Preorder for est. shipping July 15, 2026

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Part of our “Forget” series, where we source world-class wines from secondary regions, made to overdeliver. 

Made for summers on the beach, boat, or 100 degree patio. 

Forget French Bubbly

$44.00
$44.00

WHY IT'S $44

Minimal Intervention

No crap added to make it taste the same year after year. We make the wine in the vineyard, not the lab.

Small Batch

Sourced from top wineries and artisanal winemakers dedicated to exceptional wine.

Don’t love the first bottle?

If your first bottle doesn’t beat what you normally drink, email me. No forms. I’ll refund you, no questions.

Made in the USA

Crafted with care in the USA - local and proud.Top-tier vineyards. No middlemen. No markup madness.

Where your money goes

We cut out the middlemen. You drink better wine.

We sell direct — no distributor, no broker, no retail markup. That means more of your dollar goes into the actual wine.

Bruno $44/bottle
$12 wine
$3 pkg
$19 to your door
$9 margin
Typical retail wine $60+/bottle
$10 wine
$2 pkg
$12 margin
$2 broker
$14 distributor
$20 retailer

Based on estimated cost structure for a comparable quality wine sold through traditional three-tier distribution.

PERFECT FOR

FOOD:

  • Straight from the bottle, because it’s that kind of night.
  • Oysters you shucked with a pocketknife.
  • Overcooked chicken breast.
  • A seafood tower that someone else paid for.

OCCASIONS:

  • Posing in your friend’s yacht
  • Telling your parents you're not having kids...on Mother's Day.
  • Gallery parties where snobs praise art that sucks
  • Making fish more palatable
  • Enduring a first date where he explains why women should smile more.
  • When you know the night is about to get interesting

ABOUT THIS WINE

Forget French Bubbly

This is part of our "Forget" series, where we source wines from secondary locations that overdeliver - by a lot. Think Sonoma Cab as opposed to Napa, or Oregon Chardonnay as opposed to California.

Customers are saying

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FAQ

Is this Champagne?

Well, we offer a Money-Back Guarantee on your first bottle of each of our wines you try. Show me another winery that does that... I'll wait.

Because wine is heavy, fragile, and legally has to ship as an adult signature package via a licensed carrier. The real cost to ship a box of wine is between $25–$40 depending on where you live. We eat the difference.

We'd love to offer free shipping on everything, but we're a small team — not a VC-backed startup burning cash to look generous. We'd rather keep the wine great and the math honest. Orders over $239 ship free — that's our way of saying thank you for going big.

If your order hasn't shipped yet, yes. If it has, we can't reroute packages once they’re in UPS’s hands. Reach out ASAP and we’ll do our best.

Because we sell alcohol, we legally can't accept returns. But if something went wrong with your order, we have a Money-Back Guarantee that covers one bottle. Just reach out and we'll make it right.

We’re scrappy, independent, and fiercely quality-focused. No boring bottles. No bloated markups. Just small-batch wines we actually drink, packed by a team that hustles hard to make sure you get a damn good experience.

Orders typically ship within 1 business day. We're a small team and we pack each bottle with care (because they're glass and deserve respect). Around busy drops, it may take a bit longer, but we always work overtime to get your wine to you fast.

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